She tries to help

Here we have little miss linty paws, attempting–she insists–to help smooth out the fitted sheet as I am making the bed.
Complaints about the linty paws produced a demonstration that no paws were, in fact, in contact with the substrate so there could not possibly be a problem.
After some negotiations about the top sheet and the duvet and the blanket, normalcy was restored and things were officially declared as being restored to their right and proper state.